I didn’t fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss.
Take your age and add 5 to it.
That is your age in 5 years.
You and I are best of friends. Always remember I will pick you up if you fall. Right after I stop laughing.
Carry a goggles and a book in hand and stay silent.
Do you believe in love at first swipe?
I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
I lost my teddy bear
will you sleep with me?