If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
When a girl sends hearts and a lot of anonymous love notes, it’s known as having a “secret admirer.”
But when I do it, it’s “stalking” and the police get called.
I didn’t fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss.
Take your age and add 5 to it.
That is your age in 5 years.
You and I are best of friends. Always remember I will pick you up if you fall. Right after I stop laughing.
Carry a goggles and a book in hand and stay silent.