I didn’t fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss.
Take your age and add 5 to it.
That is your age in 5 years.
A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don’t like you.
Today’s mood: Cranky with touch of psycho.
Hardest thing ever: Controlling your laughter at serious times.
When you see someone 100x hotter than you feel like a potato.
Just remember that potatoes make french fries and fries are delicious.
All I want to do is to lay down for 10 minutes and not worry about a single, damn, thing.