Minion’s Logic

Doing nothing is really hard.

You never know when you are done.


Minion’s complain

Some people are like shampoo in my eyes 👀 


I want to become donor 😁

I wish I could donate my body fat to those who in need.

My type is 

I’m jut a person standing in front of salad 🥗, asking it to be a cupcake.

Minion’s logic 

I didn’t fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss.

Minion’s maths

Take your age and add 5 to it.

That is your age in 5 years.

Smile :)

A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don’t like you.

Minion’s mood

Today’s mood: Cranky with touch of psycho.

Minion’s weakness

Hardest thing ever: Controlling your laughter at serious times.

Minion’s advice

When you see someone 100x hotter than you feel like a potato.

Just remember that potatoes make french fries and fries are delicious.


Minions’ thought

All I want to do is to lay down for 10 minutes and not worry about a single, damn, thing.

I started out with NOTHING.

I still have most of it left.

I don’t want to be around drama, conflict or stress.

I want to be around happy people, have happy times and a happy life.

Frankly, my humour is for my enjoyment, it is inconsequential if you get it or not.


Yesterday I had no money.

Today, I’m just like yesterday.