I love seeing your name in my notifications.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
Is being stupid a profession or you just gifted?
Keep talking, you’ll say something intelligent.
You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.