Are you made of Copper and Tellurium because you are CuTe.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world!
Most smiles are started by another smile :)
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
If you were a McDonald’s burger…you’d be a McGorgeous
You wanna know who is beautiful? Read the first word again.
Change is good, but dollars are better.
I started out with NOTHING.
I still have most of it left.
You fit me better than my favourite sweater.
Dear younger me,
That was not love.
– Older me
You don’t stop having fun when you get old, you get old when you stop having fun.
I love my life, but it’s just wants to be friends…
Let’s flip a coin, Tails I’m yours, Head you are mine!