Roses are red, sky is blue.

I mind my own business, why don’t you?



Ladies, if you come across a man who is smart, hot, humble, educated, financially secure, passionate and patient, great at fixing things around the house and is not materialistic, good in bed, loves you like you are the only girl in the world and watches you while listening to every word you say……

then, please be assured that the weed you have just smoked is of super quality.

If you loved me or if you knew what love was you would not have left me.

Single doesn’t always mean lonely.

Relationship doesn’t always mean happy.

I’m not heartless, I just learned to use my heart less.

Money doesn’t change the people, it shows who they really are.

Twinkle twinkle little star,

Singles are the superstar.

From J.W.Stephens’s diaries

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

– J.W.Stephens

I hope manners is the next cool trend.

Feelings are worst

Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.

-Horace Walpole

I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.

I just can’t help if I have facts.

I’m not insulting you.

I’m describing you.

I’m returning your nose dear!

I found it in my business.

You smell like drama and a headache, please get away from me.

I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.

I really thought you already knew.