Whether it is life or whatsapp, people see status.
Skinny people easier to kidnap.
So eat burger, stay safe.
Let’s flip a coin, Tails I’m yours, Head you are mine!
There is always a person you hate for no reason.
I believe in hate at first sight.
I am not questioning your honor. I am denying its existence.
Your WhatsApp status say’s online If you are online then why aren’t you texting me!
If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
Tried to lose weight, But it keeps finding me.
yes I’m saying to you :)
I have abs……………olutely nothing.
I keep on dreaming high but gravity pull me down.
I love my life, but it just wants to be friends…
I’m never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.