Eat burger, stay safe.

Skinny people easier to kidnap.

So eat burger, stay safe.


Let’s flip the coin

Let’s flip a coin, Tails I’m yours, Head you are mine!

For no reason

There is always a person you hate for no reason.

The gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

I’m just different

I believe in hate at first sight.

Honourably insulted 

I am not questioning your honor. I am denying its existence.


Your WhatsApp status say’s online If you are online then why aren’t you texting me!

See that!

If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.

It’s not my fault

Tried to lose weight, But it keeps finding me.

Smile often. You look good with those curves.

yes I’m saying to you :)

My abs…

I have abs……………olutely nothing.

It’s gravity’s fault

I keep on dreaming high but gravity pull me down.

Friend zone

I love my life, but it just wants to be friends…

Yes, I’m !

I’m never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

Go Go

If you need space, join NASA