Proof that you are mine 

You fit me better than my favourite sweater.

Even if I had diabetes you would still be my favorite chocolate.

I’m yours, always.

Let’s flip a coin, Tails I’m yours, Head you are mine!

Well, this logic is appropriate 

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser,

you’re brave enough to ask girl out.

My girlfriend’s name is sleep.

I get her every night.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swipe around again?

Why don’t you drop the zero and get with a hero?