Bermuda triangle 

Sometimes my brain is like Bermuda triangle. Information goes in and the. it’s never found again.

See that!

If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.

It’s not my fault

Tried to lose weight, But it keeps finding me.

Haha!

Fun is like life insurance. The older you get, the more it costs.

Is this true ?

Everyone should at least once fall in love.

To know why you should not.

You got me

Are you a bank loan because you got my interest.

What inside is matters.

The fridge is a perfect example of what’s inside is matters.