This is how my Valentine day will be

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two




Is being stupid a profession or you just gifted?

You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.

My type is 

I’m jut a person standing in front of salad 🥗, asking it to be a cupcake.

Those 3 magic words


Bermuda triangle 

Sometimes my brain is like Bermuda triangle. Information goes in and the. it’s never found again.

See that!

If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.

It’s not my fault

Tried to lose weight, But it keeps finding me.


Fun is like life insurance. The older you get, the more it costs.

Is this true ?

Everyone should at least once fall in love.

To know why you should not.

You got me

Are you a bank loan because you got my interest.

What inside is matters.

The fridge is a perfect example of what’s inside is matters.

I’m thinking what I’m thinking

I can’t thinking