Is being stupid a profession or you just gifted?
You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
I’m jut a person standing in front of salad 🥗, asking it to be a cupcake.
I AM TIRED
Sometimes my brain is like Bermuda triangle. Information goes in and the. it’s never found again.
If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
Tried to lose weight, But it keeps finding me.