Well, this logic is appropriate 

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser,

you’re brave enough to ask girl out.

The only dates I get is


You know what is the difference between calendar and me?

A Calendar has dates.

Alone, forever!

She: So what’s the idea of a perfect date?
Me: DD/MM/YYYY. I find other forms bit confusing.

Let’s flip the coin

Let’s flip a coin, Tails I’m yours, Head you are mine!