Be sure

Being in relationship will take a lot of your time, find someone worthy, someone who can support your goals, and not hindering them.


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Are you made of Copper and Tellurium because you are CuTe.

Why this discrimination

When a girl sends hearts and a lot of anonymous love notes, it’s known as having a “secret admirer.”
But when I do it, it’s “stalking” and the police get called.

Today is National Girlfriend Day

If you got a girlfriend, everyday should be National Girlfriend Day. Why would you only celebrate her today? Appreciate her daily.

I would be lying if I said I don’t miss you. 😘 

Sometimes I sleep just because I can dream of you.

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Difference between like and love

You like someone, you cannot see him/her with anyone else.

You love someone, you cannot see yourself with anyone else.


When you meet her but she even forgot who We were wey back

When we were dating 

All the fun we had together

Well, this logic is appropriate 

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser,

you’re brave enough to ask girl out.

The only dates I get is


You know what is the difference between calendar and me?

A Calendar has dates.

Alone, forever!

She: So what’s the idea of a perfect date?
Me: DD/MM/YYYY. I find other forms bit confusing.

Let’s flip the coin

Let’s flip a coin, Tails I’m yours, Head you are mine!