Every girl is beautiful,

sometimes it takes the right amount of alcohol to see it!


Just Saying

Love is like a fart,

If you have to force it, It’s probably crap.

Minion’s Logic

Doing nothing is really hard.

You never know when you are done.

I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.

I really thought you already knew.

Just asking

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

Brains are not everything. In fact, in your case they are nothing.

I won’t mind

I will give you a kiss.

If you don’t like it, you can return it.

I want to become donor 😁

I wish I could donate my body fat to those who in need.

My type is 

I’m jut a person standing in front of salad 🥗, asking it to be a cupcake.

Why this discrimination

When a girl sends hearts and a lot of anonymous love notes, it’s known as having a “secret admirer.”
But when I do it, it’s “stalking” and the police get called.

Minion’s logic 

I didn’t fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss.

Minion’s maths

Take your age and add 5 to it.

That is your age in 5 years.

Just imagine

Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.

How to impress pokemon lover

Hey did I leave my Pokemon collection at your house?

My name is Justin…

My name is Justin… just incredible.