I didn’t fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss.
Take your age and add 5 to it.
That is your age in 5 years.
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
Hey did I leave my Pokemon collection at your house?
My name is Justin… just incredible.
Right now, you’re looking at your nose, but your brain chooses to ignore it.
Today’s mood: Cranky with touch of psycho.