If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
Brains are not everything. In fact, in your case they are nothing.
I will give you a kiss.
If you don’t like it, you can return it.
I wish I could donate my body fat to those who in need.
I’m jut a person standing in front of salad 🥗, asking it to be a cupcake.
When a girl sends hearts and a lot of anonymous love notes, it’s known as having a “secret admirer.”
But when I do it, it’s “stalking” and the police get called.
I didn’t fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss.