Yesterday I had no money.

Today, I’m just like yesterday.

Bermuda triangle 

Sometimes my brain is like Bermuda triangle. Information goes in and the. it’s never found again.

I tried being good, but I got distracted.

Single level: legend 

I love my life, but it’s just wants to be friends…

Silly but true

You are what your YouTube recommends you to watch.

Childhood 

Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

My girlfriend’s name is sleep.

I get her every night.