I just can’t help if I have facts.

I’m not insulting you.

I’m describing you.


Is being stupid a profession or you just gifted?

You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.

Frankly, my humour is for my enjoyment, it is inconsequential if you get it or not.


Who is there?

If you are here who is running hell?

I’m nice until…

I am nice until you give me a reason not to be.

I’m just different

I believe in hate at first sight.