Just asking

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?


Let them know

Never hide your “last seen”, let people know that you’re ignoring them.

Mind it

Sarcasm and orgasm are not everyone’s cup of tea.

This is called positive thinking

I smoke for religious reason. Every puff gets me five minutes closer to god.

When do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke ?