Bermuda triangle 

Sometimes my brain is like Bermuda triangle. Information goes in and the. it’s never found again.

From Barnard Meltzer’s diaries 

Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.

– Betnard Meltzer

The only dates I get is

update.

You know what is the difference between calendar and me?

A Calendar has dates.

Falling in love is easy

But staying in love is very special 

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with your enemy.

13 funny and witty says from dazed husband

1. Put your wife in a room & lock it. Put your dog in another room & lock it!

Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you!

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