I’m not heartless, I just learned to use my heart less.
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
I hope manners is the next cool trend.
I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.
I’m not insulting you.
I’m describing you.
I’m returning your nose dear!
I found it in my business.
You smell like drama and a headache, please get away from me.
I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.
I really thought you already knew.
Keep talking, you’ll say something intelligent.
Brains are not everything. In fact, in your case they are nothing.
You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
Some people are like shampoo in my eyes 👀
You never look good trying to make somebody else look bad.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.