I’m not heartless, I just learned to use my heart less.


From J.W.Stephens’s diaries

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

– J.W.Stephens

I hope manners is the next cool trend.

I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.

I just can’t help if I have facts.

I’m not insulting you.

I’m describing you.

I’m returning your nose dear!

I found it in my business.

You smell like drama and a headache, please get away from me.

I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.

I really thought you already knew.

When you actually bored from your friend

Keep talking, you’ll say something intelligent.

Brains are not everything. In fact, in your case they are nothing.

You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.

Minion’s complain

Some people are like shampoo in my eyes 👀 


You never look good trying to make somebody else look bad.

Human stupidity is artificial intelligence

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.